I have t-shirts to sell. I made them years ago, and my stock is locked up in a storage unit under a pile of stuff, but if you pay me some money, I will dig the boxes out and send you one of these magnificent t-shirts, printed on Glidan 100% "extra" cotton stock. You can use the handy PayPal buttons under the pictures, or PayPal money directly to stop.him@gmail.com. All prices include postage in the USA. Other countries will probably need to add more money.
Nixon

$12.99

I had these shirts printed in 2001, way before I'd started the Nixon comic. I took advantage of the fact that I worked at a shirt printer at the time. They were originally designed as a fundraiser. That didn't work. So I held them back, hoping to unleash them when my comic had a bit more of a following. That hasn't quite happened yet, either.

Now I just want some money.

The available sizes range from 2XL to Small. Please specify size desired.

Pylon Tech

$12.99

This t-shirt was made in the year 2000, and has an outdated URL printed on it. Genius. Originally it was just a smart-ass idea, but later I decided that this actually has something to do with the Nixon comic.

Observe the image to the left, and see how it shifts color. That's because the shirt actually comes in six color variations!

  • Blue on Black
  • Blue on Blue
  • Red on Black
  • Red on Red
  • Green on Black
  • Green on Green

The available sizes range from 2XL to Small. Some sizes are in very short supply. Please specify size and color combination desired. In case your selection is unavailable, please list alternates...

So maybe you don't like shirts, but want to support this strip and its artist? Feel free to donate money directly to me...

Money you donate will go towards keeping this strip online and me alive and on the internets.