Welcome to my Horrible Comic.

Not horrible in the sense that it's poorly executed (you'll have to decide that yourself), but that as this comic progresses, it will depict and describe Horrible Things. Sure, only a bit of gratuitous cussing and some violence as I write this, but, I assure you, Horrible Things are coming.

I mention this not to warn you (the front page should have done that), but because it provides me with an excuse to type something up to test this blog which I am attempting to kludge into shape as my new "news" page. Yeah, I could maybe have done the same thing with LiveJournal, but significantly altering a free LJ account is a bitch and I don't feel like paying. I am poor, and even if I had money, I'm cheap.